Sometimes we lose our sense of proportion. We’re crazy General Custer on the wrong end of Bull Run; perhaps we are tasked with fighting off the innumerable Persian hordes. Inside of us throbs a certain something. Our pulse quickens, we yell … Continue reading →

Last time you learned about the part-time patzer, a gregarious creature at home in his habitat. Our little safari is going to take us deeper into the wilds today. We are going to examine neckbeardus jerkus, the common neckbeard, in … Continue reading →